Dio brando is an icon. I still don’t understand what it is that he wanted. Why did he poison his adoptive father. There was no reason for him to be evil after his actual dad died.
He’s canonically so sexy he makes random people evil. His sexiness and weird diary is responsible for the universe resetting.
Why was his pull out game so weak, he has like 12 illegitimate kids. He dont pay child support.
He went to law school and nobody ever brings that up.
Why did he decide to take refuge in egypt, where its sunny as fuck, when hes a vampire and the sun is literally deadly?
Where did he get his clothes? Did he just run around naked until somebody helped him?